I am Penguin, hear me squawk

I just spent my whole shift about three words away from utter destruction and mutilation. Fuck it I’m going stess shopping.

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

actualagentwashingtub:

Can we talk about this for a second?

These 5 grown ass men that play video games for a living see this scene with domestic violence and they openly said things against it. And I thought it was so great and inspirational but no one even mentioned it in the comment section. Because most people would see this scene and not say a word about it. We all need to be like this and it makes me love these guys even more than I already do.

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2 Types of Smutty Fanfict

shippingqueen:

  1. 32 chapter fanfict with actual plot before any frick frack happens
  2. one-shot where the characters are at some public place and then all of a sudden someone’s dick is in someone’s ass

there is no inbetween

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

laddersoftherain:

queermagicalgirls:

condesces:

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

I’m used to it
The saddest thing you can hear someone say. (via suckingonlarry)

littlesugarcunt:

Do u ever see girls and ur just like GODDAMN I WOULD KISS THE SHIT OUT OF ur cheek maybe with ur permission and possibly hold ur hand and treat u with the utmost respect bc the universe must have spent a hundred years creating such a lovely being wow

nooneslife:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

I’m cry

upallnightogetloki:

belladonnaprice:

feathersofiron:

sadorapus:

candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

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damn dude thats brutal

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Perfect usage of that gif